I was walking through the Metropolitan Museum of Art. A woman stopped me and pointed to her phone, and I ascertained that this woman didn’t speak English, and was going to try to ask me a question via her phone. She had earbuds in, and it looked like she would say something and then the phone would show the English translation.
Sounds good, right?
Well…almost…
The first thing that came up was roughly:
“Do you know the Mother’s coin.”
then
“The pond is the woman.”
then
“It’s the big ugly person”
followed by
“Oh shit no”
The woman proceeded to turn fifty shades of red, and just walked off, actually ran off, as she tried to bow to me. I never did figure out what work she was trying to locate.
So score 1 for the theory of technology and being able to further communication with one another, but for now, we will just have to muddle through the trial and error!
That poor woman.
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Lol! Poor woman.
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How embarrassed she must have been. Tech does have its limitations. Any idea what you think she was looking for? Too bad she couldn’t have just pulled up a picture of the art and shown you that.
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We were in the Asian section. There’s a pond like thing in one room, but Theresa Goddess statue in another…my early guess was one of those two things but I wasn’t sure. I felt so bad because the Met translates in a bunch of languages but I guess not hers
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Awwww, poor her.
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I felt bad
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Ha! I wonder if she ever figured out how to phrase her question? Good story for you, though.
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I felt bad, but couldn’t help,laughing…
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Rightfully so
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That is funny for us to read about. It gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling that I was able to rely on a native Spanish speaker for an IEP meeting I had this past year and not google translator. I had a challenging time finding someone willing to be at the meeting held after school and afterwards, I was thinking of that app. Hmmm.
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Well, this was a combo of her talking low, and into and airbud
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That scenario and that last line match exactly how some of my texts with auto correct end.
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Completely! This was autocorrect gone wrong!
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I was trying to eat my cereal when I read this. I almost choked!
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😉
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Oh gosh! I am laughing but I do feel for her! Hopefully she will eventually be able to look back and laugh at the experience! Who knows maybe she is writing a blog post about it too. 😄
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Now that would be funny!
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So go us all….
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That is so funny! I wonder if she knew what her phone was translating?
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She did because it came out in her language and then the English underneath. It was autocorrect on steroids
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Too funny!
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Apparently, we are no closer to the Universal Translator or the Transporter. 🙃🖖
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😉
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I’ve been trying to do the same thing in Albania, with similar results!
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I felt so bad! But hopefully soon!
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It’s interesting that she choose you to ask, although a total fail, it says something about your approachability. No one asks me for information? xxoo, C
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I guess I have that look…😆 or with my black dress and cross body tote she thought I worked there…
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I’m dying laughing! Poor lady!
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I didn’t want to laugh but it was funny!
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If a scriptwriter is reading your blog, this scene will be in his/her next screenplay. Hilarious!
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It was a script worthy moment
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Maybe thought she knew you and then realized she didn’t. Anyway poor woman.
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Nah…this was clearly a case of she was looking for something and needed help
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Poor woman.
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😁
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Oh man, I can so relate. I know I’ve used the wrong words without any help from tech! Very funny – it’s too bad she felt so embarrassed about it.
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I know!! This was exacerbated by low voice and the air buds
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Oh that’s hilarious, but poor woman, she must’ve felt absolutely mortified. I’ve seen programmes where people use those apps when they travel, but have always had my doubts as to how well they translate. You only have to watch anything with subtitles over a language you know enough of to see that.
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I think the problem was she was speaking very quietly and using air buds. That’s an autocorrect waiting to happen
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HA! She would’ve been better off just trying to speak imperfect English.
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😉
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“Do you have a penny I can throw in the fountain for good luck?”
That’s my best guess, anyway.
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Ha ha! Poor lady.
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