I hate emojis.
Do you know what I hate even more about emojis? I hate that I actually use them in my day to day. It is my biggest cross to bear, the greatest oxymoron of my little life. For one who prides herself on her love of words, this is where I bow my head in shame and admit that sometimes it’s easier to add a smiley face instead of actually saying “That’s great”.
Lazy I tell you. Lazy. I’m taking the easy way out.
I also know that I am not going to break the emoji addiction. That’s how they get you , you know…One day you’re just texting- using whole words and writing in complete. grammatical sentences.
Then, before you’re very eyes, you notice that you are writing
R U here
because those pesky vowels and sometimes y are just too much to thumb out.
It’s a very short hop to LOL.
Then, the gateway-
π
I mean- who knew that a colon and a parenthesis could lead one down the road to literary ruin…
I’m LA. I used to be a word girl. Now I’m addicted to emojis. I know I should stop but I can’t. I love my pink hearts, my crying laughing and the ubiquitous thumbs up.
There. I said it. π
They do sort of hook you and reel you in don’t they…
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I know!!
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How I laughed! My children and grandchildren use emojis, and they are usually the only ones I send them to. I don’t know the meanings of lots of them, and I’m afraid of innocently sending the wrong message.
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I know!! I worry that I somehow misinterpreted something!!
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Here, here.
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πshe said unironically
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I noticed my mom is texting her grandchildren, including my kids, texts with emojis. She never used to… π
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I think itβs hard not to!
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We are never too old to learn new things.π
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You got that right
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I can’t tell you how many times I write an entire blog post completely void of emojis only to go back and insert some just because I feel it’s expected. π
Ridiculous I tell you. π
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Funny, I was thinking to myself, it’s too bad WOW Etc. isn’t participating in Bloganuary, because if anybody loves emojis, it’s gotta be her!
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Ha. πππ€£
I don’t like prompts. π€ͺ
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This prompt made me feel like a question that would be asked on a millennial dating app
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don’t give up. I bet there is a help group out there ! π
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One would think, right?
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I am not fond of emojis, either. Problem is, people couldn’t tell that I wasn’t being rude otherwise.
That, and I adore the facepalm one.
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Yesβ¦I think I started using them to show intent
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Okβ¦still laughing
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I feel the only appropriately honest response to this post is π€£
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Oh, and if you think emojis are addictively corruptive, you should see the stickers they have on WeChat (itβs the primary messaging and pretty much everything else app here in China). Iβve spent hours just going back and forth with my mom just with stickers (which are not only much cuter than emojis but they move).
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Sort of like cave paintingsβ¦π
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LOL!ππβ€
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Well, I use emojiβs. Not sure if I like them or not. I often use them when I just donβt know what to say or Iβm bored!!
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I use them when Iβm trying to show toneβ¦.which I guess is quite often
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Lol!!
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Lol I do love emojiβs! The top three I use in conversation are ππ€ and π. My absolute favorite is β€οΈ. Fun topic!
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Heart is totally my favorite
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I don’t normally use these..i just wanted to use emoticons I’d almost never use lol
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Works for me
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I hear you. I sometimes worry I may be using one without understanding its nuances. I stay safe with purple hearts and the smiley face with an angel halo. Oh! and I love the eye rolling one.
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Completely agree
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I think emojis are sexy. There’s something tres mondo erotic about a face staring at you from a computer screen, begging you to do it to them hard. Or wait … has this emoji been invented yet? Is it just in my fervid imagination??
— Catxman
http://www.catxman.wordpress.com
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Amen to that! I hate emojis but I feel like my messages sound to stern sometimes so I throw in a dumb smiling emoji….I’m ashamed! LOL
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Right there with you
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We live in a time when we don’t want to do anything on our own. With the advent of mobile apps, we can order food and other items without leaving our comfort zone. The same can be said for the use of emoji. However, I use emojis myself, but not excessively.
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I try not to use them, but sometimes it just works
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I use emojis when there is nothing better to say and it is definitely an easy way out. Doesn’t make you look rude, rather adds to soft courtesy I think π€.
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Agreed. There is a softness to it, like a nice smile if youβre talking to someone in person
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I used to feel the same way when people first started using them, but now Iβm all π€£πππππ₯΄
All I can say is π€¦π½ββοΈ
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I know!! I canβt help myself
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I slipped into it gradually. My trademark for those close to me is π. A π softens a response. Less often I use happy, sad, etc. I can see your point about laziness although I never thought of it that way. In this crazy digital world, it seems to expand meaning and restore some emotion. Should it replace words or be used professionally? NEVER!
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Thatβs why I useβ¦itβs like a facial expression I would give in a conversation. But soon Iβm afraid we will go back to cave paintings
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Took a long time for me to use emojis, but I, too have begun. I blame my daughter: it started in my texts to her. Did I dream this or were they once called emoticons? (An old person asks). Is there a difference, no idea.
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Honestly I think thereβs a difference, but I donβt care enough to researchβ¦π
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πThanks for the laugh!
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Bahahaha! Loved every word as we whittle away at our ability to express true emotion! What we need is more emojis! π
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