So I’ve been having some odd stomach cramping. It’s not continuous and nothing in particular triggers it and it’s annoying. I’ve have ultra sounds and ct scans and it’s all quite annoying and frustrating.
At my ct scan (with and without contrast if you are interested) they noticed a hernia and gallstones. I asked my gastro what the next step is- was referred to general surgeon.
Fine.
Go to general surgeon who looked at my scans very closely (along with a very bright and ambitious resident). The surgeons remarks:
You have a pristine gall bladder. I see one gall stone. One. I will not operate on a perfectly fine bladder with one teeny tine stone. That is not causing cramping.
Pristine.
As you your bowels, frankly, from the scans they are beautiful.
Doesn’t every woman want to be told that they have beautiful bowels?
As to your hernia- while you do have one, it is minor, and frankly you could probably push it back in yourself if you need to. Your hernia is not causing your cramping.
So- what is causing my cramping?
Well, you still have your colonoscopy coming up, which will give us one more look to make sure we haven’t missed anything, but outside of that…my medical opinion as to what’s causing your cramping?
Some people are naturally gassy. You appear to be one of those people.
So there you have it. There is now medical proof that I am full of hot air.
I am grateful that my bowels are beautiful and my gall bladder is pristine.
I am grateful that as of now I do not need surgery.
I am grateful for a general surgeon with a pleasant personality.
I am grateful for all those who read this post about my gassy nature.
You are very fortunate to have a conservative, prudent surgeon. Congrats on your beautiful innards!
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Thank you! I feel so special
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Hahahaha. The best gratitude Saturday of all time; and, we are all grateful for your most deliberate authenticity. Lovely post, LA.
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πthank you!!
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Youβre most welcome. Always! π
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Yes! And your sense of humor! Hilarious!
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As all appears to be in tiptop shape, having a little extra gas these days may not be a bad thing considering the price at the pumps. (He says innocently)
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Always a silver lining to be found if you look hard enough
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Congratulations?? Is there even an appropriate response for this post?!
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You knowβ¦I donβt think so. But just showing my gratitude and confirming a long held thought about my ideas
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Hummmβ¦ normal reaction from medical community. I have dealt with these sort of issues for years and years! I last year found a remedy in an old herbal book. One table spoon of apple vinegar in a warm cup of water once per day. It worked!!! Small gal stones are painful and this cleared it up like magic. Hope you are able to find a cause or a solution as no one should live in pain and be told how beautiful their insides are when they are actually hurting.ππ¬
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Well, Iβd rather he didnβt jump to surgery. And as a general surgeon he canβt really diagnose. Waiting on one more test, but I do eat a lot of fruits and veggies. It might just be a diet adjustment to do with aging.
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Hilarious!! It’s amusing that the surgeon used such descriptive language, and you love words enough to remember them.
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Well, donβt you always remember those who say you are beautiful
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You’ve got a good point, and I’m thrilled for you. Pristine! What a word to use for anything, most especially one’s innards!
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Right?
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Glad you donβt need surgery!
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Me too!
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Hahaha! A doctor fond of adjectives! Thanks for a hilarious post, and glad you don’t need an operation.
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Thank you!
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Congrats on your beautiful insides. “Beautiful inside and out” is a thing, isn’t it? Happy Saturday.
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Hilarious. Glad you are ok!
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Thanks! Me too!
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Please warn me next time, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. I had a look at my bladder last time they had a camera up there and am happy to report that it is bright pink and strangely attractive, though I wasn’t actually complimented by the surgeon.
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He showed me my pictures and showed me how healthy everything looked! Iβm betting my scans make it into his next articleβ¦π
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I was going to ask about that, but felt it might be seen as indelicate. π
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Maybe Iβll finally go viralβ¦.
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That is a distinct possibility. π
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My innards are so jealous! πC
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OH gosh! “Pristine!” ” Beautiful”, thanks for the laughter! I am glad you don’t need surgery, but I do hope you can get the cramping under control. I have had several surgeries and I have never been complimented on what my insides look like! You should feel proud! π
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I just started laughing
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You got your laugh for the day for sure! π
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I would LOVE for a doctor to tell me that my bowels are pristine! That would epic. lol!
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πhow often does that happen?
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Sorry I just can’t stop laughing. I have never heard of anyone with such beautifully innards, did you ask for a photo?
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He showed me my scans! And yes, I do have copies in my health portal that I can look at anytime I want!
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That surgeon is a keeper! I’m jealous you’re so attractive on the inside.
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So glad the surgeon wasnβt looking for a job to doβand what a positive man. God bless him! Thankful that you are merely gassy.π
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I know! Who knew my hot air would be a good thing?!
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That is good news, even though I’m sorry you’re experiencing cramping. And as odd as it sounds to hear that your bowels are beautiful, it’s actually a good thing. My husband’s tumor was colon/rectal, and so believe me, you want your bowels to be pristine and beautiful!
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The doctor was thrilled to show me my scans and tell me why they were so good.
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Hilarious! Glad you had a good report
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You should highlight the fact that you have pristine bowels on your resume.
Is this your first time having a colonoscopy? I haven’t had one yet and need to schedule one.
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Second. My last one was at 50 and doctor said everything so clean could wait ten year till next. However as I now have stomach cramping, I need one just to check everything out. December 15β¦woo hoo
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You are so fresh and clean. π
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