Here’s some facts about me:
- I wear glasses for near sightedness- I do not wear progressives. What this means is that I often take off my glasses when doing things close up. For example, I am on my computer and I am not wearing glasses and I have absolutely no issue reading what I am typing.
- I am vertically challenged
The other night my Husband and I went to dinner. The restaurant was one with dim lighting and the restroom was in the basement. When I went down the stairs, I put my glasses on top of my head, headband style, and walked down the stairs, because with dim lighting I can navigate better sans glasses.
So I get to the economy sized water closet, and I go to put my purse on the hook. My largest problem with unisex toilet facilities is that, for some reason unknown to me, they put the purse hook about 80 feet from the ground. So I’m reaching on my tiptoes to hang my purse…and I need to tilt my head back because seriously, the hook is THAT HIGH, that my glasses start to slip backwards over my head…
Do I need to paint you a picture to show you that my glasses are headed straight for the toilet?
I am grateful that I managed to right myself without dropping my bag.
I am grateful that my glasses didn’t fall into the toilet.