- Read Literary Fiction
- Eat Sushi
- Watch Netflix
- Prefers weekends away to weeklong vacations
- Own Cats
- Ride Bikes
- Like Roses
- Listen to Jazz
- Are Night Owls
- Read Science Fiction
- Eat Salmon
- Watch HBO MAX
- Prefer weeklong vacations to weekends away
- Own Dogs
- Ride Scooters
- Like Tulips
- Listen to Classical
- Are Early Birds
All members of the Democratic Party adhere to all these things, and all members of the Republican Party adhere to everything on their list. Right? I mean, we all know that if you belong to one of these parties, you are exactly like every other member of your party. You believe the exact same things. You stand for the exact same things.
You’re a Democrat who owns a dog? And you listen to classical music? You hate literary fiction? You hate going away for the weekend?
How can that be?
You identified as a Democrat?
I mean if you are a true Democrat, you must agree with everything that “they stand for”…
Can you imagine a Republican that’s a night owl or rides a bike? I mean, that’s just crazy talk….
Once you assign yourself to a party you are locked in to every single thing they stand for. You must vote for the candidate that they put on the ballot…
You are no longer allowed to think individually as per issue or person…
Group dynamics baby…
I’m sorry…what did you just say?
You say that we are all allowed to have whatever interests that we want? That we are allowed to choose the issues that we believe in? It doesn’t matter what party we belong to?
That can’t be…
Democrats are one way. Republicans are another. That’s just how it is.