I’m giving you the long version of this story.
My husband loves dry rub, barbecue sauce and the stovetop smoker. So, for Valentine’s Day, I got him a subscription box to a company that sends you dry rub, bbq sauce and wood chips every month. They also send a little snack. This month we got some sort of smoky popcorn. Last month we got beef jerky sticks.
So I was dusting the living room wall unit and I discovered that the two beef jerky things were in the wall unit. Why? I can only think that my Husband chose to save this particular gift for posterity because I normally don’t give Valentine’s Day gifts, but I’d bought myself a pasta maker so I figured there would be quid quo pro…
So I took the beef jerky and put it in the kitchen. We keep snacks on the top shelf and I sort of tossed the jerky up there because I was too lazy to get out the stepstool.
The next day I was making a cup of tea. The tea had steeped, I’d added in my hot milk, and I wanted to put in a sugar cube. I opened the cabinet and one of the beef jerky sticks fell out of the cabinet and into my tea.
Million to one shot…
Tea went splashing everywhere- the dog is trying to lick it up and all I could think was “Oh no- not a caffeinated puppy…
So I am grateful that the beef jerky stick was wrapped in plastic…
LOL!! But it really is easier to just throw things instead of messing with a stepstool at times! π
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I know! This was small! Whatβs the chance if it falling down, especially doing a perfect dive into my tea mug?
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Yes, that was a perfect 10 dive! π
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Too funny –
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What are the chances….π
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You may have just invented a thing: beef jerky tea.
This reminds me of a commercial in the ’70s about someone walking around carrying a jug of peanut butter (as you do) and someone carrying a bar of chocolate. They run into each other on the street and that was how the peanut butter cup was invented! π
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I remember that! Though I think Iβm passing on beef jerky tea….π
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I agree. π€’
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That sounds like something that I would do! Be glad you don’t have a cat! He would have shredded the beef jerky, then knocked it into your tea, then smacked the entire cup off the counter! Although if he’d shredded the jerky first, the rest wouldn’t have happened πββ¬πββ¬
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Sorry this ended up in SPAM- I do have a cat…luckily she was still trying to get to the pigeons through the window…
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Ha!
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Sometimes our shortcuts come back to bite us. I don’t know how many times I just shoved something in a closet or cabinet because I was in a hurry only to have it fall out on me next time I opened the door.
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I know. Totally needed to point out that the whole thing could have been avoided if I wasnβt so lazy…
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I can’t focus on the jerky..I just listened to your podcast and I LOVE IT!!! You have an accent that reminds me of a housewife of either New Jersey or New York.. (That does NOT mean you are LIKE one of those ladies, it’s just I don’t personally hear that accent very often..except on TV) Are you from NY or NJ? Anyway- it’s actually so great to hear a voice connected to the writing.. just adds “dimension” to your “character.” Good for you for figuring out how to do that! I’M IMPRESSED!!
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Grew up on Long island. Spent my adult life post college in the city! And THANK YOU!!
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Love it! My husband spent half his growing years on Staten Island and the rest in NJ..I still hear the accent..but only when he’s ticked off.
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Oh…my accent really shines when Iβm mad
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HAHA!! Just as an aside, and not to get political at all, but why didn’t Trump have that? Isn’t he a native?
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Iβm guessing elocution lessons at some point. Honestly, my daughter barely has an accent. You know sheβs from the northeast, but after years of debate, law team and public speaking her accent is flat and she enunciates very clearly
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Hm, that’s so interesting. I just always wondered about that “missing accent.”
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LOL. Caffeinated dog might be a problem, but plastic-wrapped jerky could have sent the dog into fits of ecstasy!
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I know! I had much to worry about
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Perfect story for an Anything Can Happen Friday and Gratitude Saturday.
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Thank you!
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Too funny – being height-challenged I would absolutely have done the same. Sometimes the trouble of pulling out a step stool, or in my case a chair, is just not worth the effort.
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I know! But it does come back to haunt you…π
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Yes, I’ve had similar experiences. LOL
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Thank you for the Sunday morning laughter π€£π€£.
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πhappy to oblige….
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LOL! But the real question is….did hubby notice his jerky sticks were missing from the wall unit?! π
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Nope! Iβm guessing he didnβt even remember them being there…
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So, you stole your husband’s snacks and you nearly scalded the puppy. Moral of the story is not about step stools, it’s a universal lesson for all wives about leaving our stuff where we put it. That way we can still find it when we want it next year. Mess with our stuff and karma will get your puppy!
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You are right…Iβve learned my lesson. No more cleaning for me….π
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Good, as Quentin Crisp said: βThere is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.β
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As evidenced by at least one thing in my house…
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Are we back to husbands?
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Ewww. I’m sorry about your mess!
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All over the place
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What are the chances??! Haha! Maybe it was a sign to try beef jerky with a cuppa tea… Although I do think it would go well with a black coffee!
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