But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

Just not in order

This isn't the best joke, but I'm really proud of how it came out. My sister and I are both in town visiting our parents for the first time in years. I keep dropping bad puns and my sister keeps yelling at me.

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

And she wrote down her temperature.

Known as 'Y2KY Jelly, it now allowed you to put all four digits in your date

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

...and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

I continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.

My hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.

My gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do...

I continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.

My hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.

My gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do...

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

its their order that I’m still foggy on

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.

Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.

When is a 2 literally a 6? When it has metaphor.

who can point a finger as to the cause?

Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.

(Credit to my cousin)

(Credit to my cousin)

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

“I will give you three wishes,” the genie says. “But be warned: whatever you wish for, your ex will get twice that.”

“I wish for a fabulously large mansion,” the man says.

“Are you sure?” asks the genie. “Your ex will get a mansion twice as large, twice as opulent.”

“I’m sure.” ...

“I wish for a fabulously large mansion,” the man says.

“Are you sure?” asks the genie. “Your ex will get a mansion twice as large, twice as opulent.”

“I’m sure.” ...

and his wife immediately starts smacking him, left and right across the face, cursing.

"Woah woah woah...what gives?!?" the man says.

The smacking intensifies briefly, and then she let's up.

"I picked up your coat from the dry cleaners earlier today, and found THIS in the pocke...

"Woah woah woah...what gives?!?" the man says.

The smacking intensifies briefly, and then she let's up.

"I picked up your coat from the dry cleaners earlier today, and found THIS in the pocke...

My wife asked if she could count the digits on my feet..

Toe-tally , I replied

Toe-tally , I replied

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

This math test will determine your favorite movie.

Amazing!

This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be Gone With The Wind. Thats my favorite movie! I was surprised how this worked.

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Be honest and dont look at the movie list till you have done the math!

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Try this test and ...

Amazing!

This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be Gone With The Wind. Thats my favorite movie! I was surprised how this worked.

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Be honest and dont look at the movie list till you have done the math!

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Try this test and ...

Something of a local attraction, he wore flip-flops to show off his signature missing digits. Despite those, however, he was a fast worker, efficient, personable, and a generally great guy. Everyone loved to work with him, and everyone loved being served by him.

Well, almost everyone.

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Well, almost everyone.

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