I have a confession to make.

While I know it has not been in vogue this quarantine season, but….I have been wearing a bra every day….

Shhhh…don’t let that out. I don’t want to have my independent woman card taken away….

But I will admit to you that I have been fully underclothed since March…

But eventually, when you wear a bra every day you need to buy new ones…

OK- I hate bra shopping. I especially hate online bra shopping because I really like to try on about 20 different ones so that I can find the right fit….But since my favorite bra buying place closed, and we are in the middle of pandemic and I am not going to Macy’s…

Online it is…

So I ordered bras through Amazon….

They got delivered…

Do any of you have the Amazon virtual assistant Alexa?

Well, Alexa will light up when you get a package.

So, the other day I saw Alexa flashing…

Me: Alexa, what’s the notification?

Alexa:  50ZZZ BRA HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!

Yes- Alexa started out by reading the size…and I swear, she read this louder than ever before. Or maybe it was the fact that my bra size could be heard throughout all the land. And somewhere, someone knows exactly what bra size I wear…

So…

If you order any sort of unmentionable on Amazon, and you have an Alexa…

when you order it- say it’s a gift…

59 thoughts on “PSA- Amazon Alexa and You”

  2. Haha! I did the same thing, but without the alert from Alexa. Amazon seems very proud to make sure everyone knows the size with any notification they send. I almost expected it to be boldly marked on the delivery bag 😉

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  3. Yeah, I also love it when my self-help books come in the mail Alexa trumpeting the announcement of every possible issue I struggle with. Or better yet a birthday gift for a family member. Big surprise there…

    On a side note, I don’t think she likes my music because she is often temperamental on what she plays. She doesn’t always want to turn it up either. Maybe I have to stop yelling at her and calling her an idiot. I do say please and thank you though.

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  9. LOL…I’ve never had that happen with me. All Alexa says is that a shipment has arrived for George. It never gives specifics. Maybe there’s an adjustment there you can make..:)

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  11. 😂Now I have to say that IS funny, I’d guess the expression on your face was priceless! A little lol disappointed to hear you’ve been wearing one, I was certain you’d go lockdown braless! 🙄

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  14. Yes, I’ve been wearing them too and had to order new ones online because of weight loss. I agree about having to try them on first, especially since I wasn’t sure of the new size. Fortunately we do not have Alexa.

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  22. I’m sorry, but I’m giggling. I don’t have Alexa because I don’t want her to hear me talk or have someone else talk back to me. LOL. That is a funny story. You’re a better woman than me…

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