It’s hard to define love: many people say they know love when they see it. So here’s a short list of ways you can show your betrothed how much you care.
- Be jealous. Every time someone talks to them or shows interest act a little crazy. Nothing shows love like a crazy tirade against the mail carrier.
- Never say thank you. You love them. Shouldn’t they be thanking you?
- Never say you’re sorry. If it worked for Ali McGraw and Ryan O’Neil it works for you
- Assume they are going to take care of things- don’t they always?
- When they want to talk about a problem they’re having, immediately jump in with solutions- that’s why they’re talking about it isn’t it?
- Forget what they said two minutes after they say it
- Better yet- don’t listen to them at all- just make uh huh sounds- they’ll probably repeat all these things anyway
- Don’t help around the house- you admire their ability to get so many things done, and you know how they like things “their way”
- Forget about personal hygiene and taking care of yourself- you get to be yourself now that you have a partner
- Lie- it’s easier than the truth
- When you spend money, hide it from them. Having things will make everything better.
- Put your kids or other people in the middle of your disagreements. Unity is overrated.
- Take other people’s sides 100% of the time- just because you’re together doesn’t mean you have to back them up
- Put others first: fishing, sleeping, texting, fortnite. These are all things that make you who you are
- That habit you have that annoys them? keep doing it. Love means not changing who you are inside.
I could go on, but you get the idea. Love is everything. Love is enough. You don’t have to work at it at all…
Thought provoking as always. I’ve seen some of those.
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ha, lol.
i love that list!
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LOL thanks for the laugh this morning 🙂
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Ha ha. If only it were that simple. 😊
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This is brilliant! Reblogging to my sister site Timeless Wisdoms
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Check. Check. Check. Are you going to let me live with you if I follow through on all of these?
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Ummmm….😀totally made me laugh!!
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😀 All good things! I’d also add
16. Demand telepathy! True love means knowing exactly what you want and how you want it.
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Good one!!
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Lol 😄😄😄
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Thanks for the handy guide! 😉
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You taught me a valuable lesson with this post. Never enjoy my morning beverage while reading your blog! This one caused a spit take!!!! Bahahahahahahaha!!!!
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