I’m still in the weeds here in NYC- full calendar today, book to be read, words to be written, house to keep going. But I made a commitment to myself, that if I had internet, I would post 5 days a week. So here’s a quick story.
On Saturday, I went to the movies with Husband and Daughter. We went to buy movie snacks, popcorn, iced tea and cookie dough bites. Our local theater has the fountain drinks that you serve yourself, so Husband took stuff and went into theater, I took stuff and I went to get our drink. I grabbed napkins and straws, filled up cup, grabbed popcorn and went into theater. As I was walking towards them, I noticed they were eating popcorn. And I was holding popcorn.
I had stolen someone’s popcorn. Unintentionally, but still. I went to my family, who were laughing at me. I handed them the drink. I walked towards the lobby both mortified and laughing. How stupid am I ?
I went to the woman behind the concession stand. I explained that I stole someone’s popcorn and handed her the bucket. She was trying not to laugh in my face, which was hard, because I was trying not to laugh as I said, “Well, someone is going to say that they lost their popcorn, so here it is…..”
And that’s my story for the day!
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Omg that’s hilarious! I’ve never heard of that happening…ever!
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I know how I did it too! I was at the counter with straws and napkins. I put the straw in the drink, picked it up and picked up the popcorn. No one else was there, so I assumed it was mine! I felt like such a moron!
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I don’t know how anyone could walk off from their popcorn! That would not have been me, for sure!!
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Right?!
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This is so funny😂😂😂
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Thanks!
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Thank you, that was entertaining
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Thanks!
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😀 HA!!!
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Right? 😀
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I would love to have seen your expression!!!
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Oh. I was mortified! And it was kips bay, packed theater cause it was raining on Saturday!!
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That’s funny! I’ve never done that particular one, but it does sound like something I’d do! Maybe we’re twins in our funny bone!
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Oh….it was funny and embarrassing all at the same time!!
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😂 too funny.
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Thanks!😀
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Trivial perhaps, but I wonder, statistically, how many people would simply decide, “Hey, free popcorn!” and say nothing about it. Small things like this reflect larger portions of a person’s character.
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It’s funny….never would think not to try to reunite popcorn with its owner!!
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Probably more than you think
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Funny. I am having a very lethargic Thanksgiving week. I am on vacation and have completely lost my steam for the week. It feels nice.
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I need that sort of mindframe!!
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Awesome! I would be the one to be looking for the lost popcorn. I am always misplacing things.
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Oh…I was so embarrassed! Of course my family thought it was hilarious!
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The crazy popcorn lady is what he staff will now call you. Thanks for this I needed a laugh.
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Oh…I was imagining that this girl had a blog and was writing about me!!
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The Popcorn Thief. Title of your best-selling book? It has a ring to it, that title does.
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It does. Crazy middle age woman who goes to multiplexes and steals popcorn from unsuspecting movie goers
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Giggling! You are a great storyteller! 🙂
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😉
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